the least you could do is spell words correctly and watch your grammar.
“This isn’t English class.” Really? How do you expect people to respect you wh3n u q0 ar0und typin’ lyk3 d1zz 4ll da tym3?
“ENGLISH MOTHERFKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?”
I need to look for that .gif and save it…
If you “literally jumped out of your skin” during a scary movie, you’d be dead.
One of my pet-peeves is when someone misuses the word “literally.” I know they meant to use it for emphasis, but still, it’s annoying. Literally means “without exaggeration” and you’re describing what EXACTLY happened.
(credit to theoatmeal)