This is my story.

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Raymond: (to his wife Debra) Okay, I regret not loving you more. I do. You deserve all the love that can fit in the ocean.

Frank: [laughs] Oh, man!

Marie: I thought that was beautiful, Frank. Why can’t you say something like that?

Frank: Alright… I would love it if you were in the ocean!

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When people tell me how I should feel...

Posted 10 months ago

RAY BARONE :
What? No! It was all fun. Come on, I told you, people thought that we did it on purpose.
DEBRA BARONE :
I felt humiliated.
RAY BARONE :
Don't feel humiliated.
DEBRA BARONE :
Don't tell me how to feel.
RAY BARONE :
But you're wrong.
DEBRA BARONE :
There's no right or wrong, this is how I feel. You can not tell me not be humiliated, I just am.
RAY BARONE :
Okay, all right, feel humiliated.
DEBRA BARONE :
I don't anymore.
RAY BARONE :
Okay, all right...
DEBRA BARONE :
Now I'm just angry. I mean I can't believe - I can't believe you - It's bad enough what you did to me tonight, but you don't even care how I feel about it. All you care about is how well you did, you laugh-whore
RAY BARONE :
Maybe you should... go back to being humiliated.

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Raymond: Okay, I regret not loving you more. I do. You deserve all the love that can fit in the ocean.

Frank: [laughs] Oh, man!

Marie: I thought that was beautiful, Frank. Why can’t you say something like that?

Frank: Alright… I would love it if you were in the ocean!

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Posted 1 year ago

Raymond: (to his wife Debra) Okay, I regret not loving you more. I do. You deserve all the love that can fit in the ocean.

Frank: [laughs] Oh, man!

Marie: I thought that was beautiful, Frank. Why can’t you say something like that?

Frank: Alright… I would love it if you were in the ocean!

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Everybody Loves Raymond

Posted 1 year ago

Robert: I was great at hide-and-seek. Nobody ever found me.
Raymond: Nobody looked.

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Posted 1 year ago

(After Ray and Debra finds out ABC and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune)
Ray: Here's another one. 'This old man, he played one. He played knick-knack on my thumb.'
Debra: Yeah, so?
Ray: Okay, now, slow it down and think of the kids' favorite doofy dinosaur.
Debra: Ooh!
Ray: Yeah, yeah. I knew he was a big, purple hack.

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Posted 1 year ago

Frank: Relax, we only gambled. Nobody got hurt.
Robert: Oh, so it's not against the law until somebody gets hurt.
Ray: Robert, want some ice cream?
Robert: No, no. Can't stay. Gotta go tell the pushers and the muggers and the ladies of the evening that it's not against the law unless somebody gets hurt.
--Everybody Loves Raymond; "Win, Lose, or Draw"

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Posted 2 years ago

When I hear people use “at” at the end of their sentence:

Ray: Reading all those sports books and watching those sports on TV, that’s how I got to be where I’m at.

Marie: (long pause) “That’s how I got to be where I’m at?”

Ray: Yeah.

Marie: You’re a writer, and that’s how you use the English language?

Ray: Yeah, what? What did I do?

Marie: You never end a sentence with the word “at!”

Ray: Okay, okay. Big deal, so I ended a sentence with a proposition.

Marie: Preposition! It’s a preposition—oh my God!

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