I don’t think I’ll make it for NaNo. Even if I use the story I’ve been working on since summer, I still won’t make it. Word count is only 15k so far. Good luck to those participating!
That Moment when you realize that Kim Kardashians...
A College Freshman's Guide
violetangeleyes: (51) Hanging out with friends in college: trufax
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Remember that one Halloween Voldemort & Friends...
voldemortoutbitches: That one Halloween Every Year
Halloween 1991 in the Wizarding World, Harry and...
cloakwandstone: Voldemort made the trio.
Deαr Twilight, Our Chαrlie works with drαgons - yours is α bαd pαrent. Our Bella was a psychotic fighter - yours couldnt fight her way out of a paper bag. Our James was a Marauder - Yours was a creepy guy. Our Alice still loves her son even though she lost her mind - yours is an irritating, overly preppy child. Our Blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good and...
when my leg cramps
You know when you walk into a room and forget why...
Pick a number. Any number.
daily-tumbles: Do absolutely nothing with this number and you should get the same number you started with. THIS REALLY WORKS! WHOAAAAAA, it really does o_o