snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh
Gave a tour for five hours from 11-4 and went to Relay For Life and walked a total of 50 laps (~5 miles according to my app… thing). If you have never been to Relay For Life, I encourage you to go to it at least once. It’s so touching! More info about it here: http://www.relayforlife.org/ This older gentleman, we were all cheering him on because he’d been walking for at least 20...
i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement. I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer I like my men how I like my books bound in leather I like my men how I like my homework spread all over the table one on top of the other
The awkward moment when you're staring at someone...
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
magggers: monstermanga: …make me wanna cry ねぇねぇ、by 追川うそ as a matter of fact i did cry ;~;