01 9 / 2014

foxmouth:

Perpetual Calendar, 2013 | by Arina Pozdnyak

Omgah these are lovely

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01 9 / 2014

It’s fine to be angry and upset and annoyed but not when you act on it. Especially if it isn’t helping anybody. 

So I walked out of the restaurant and was standing around. All of a sudden about three feet away I hear this guy go “are you fucking kidding me? You did not just cut me off, bitch. Fucking bitch.” This guy wearing a jersey and holding a freaking beer can walks up to this skinny older man and shoves him. Apparently the older man had walked pass him to get to the restaurant (as in in front of him). Really dude? You’re gonna get angry over that?

Angry, violent drunks make me piss off. I swear I wanted to punch the guy in the face. I wanted to step between them to break off the crazy guy and shove him off. Ugh. 

And yesterday I was at the mall. I got bored of walking, their AC was weak, and I decided to take a seat. Not even three minutes later these group of four guys walk pass behind me and are stopped by two guys (employees) asking to see their backpacks. Obviously guilty of theft, one guy struggled and ran off while his friend was behind handcuffed (he was fighting and struggling) and of course I had to get up and move before something real happened.

But damn, what is up with people nowadays? Yall need to calm da fuck down. Acting like this is not gonna get you anywhere. You’re not in middle school anymore.

GROW THE FUCK UP.

CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.

WE’RE FUCKED UP ENOUGH.

01 9 / 2014

villainery:

kidquasar:

rawrical:

Why do guys think it’s okay to harass girls

We don’t. We just do it because we know there’s nothing you can do about it.

yo.. you’re a dumbass

It’s low when you pick on someone because you know they wont do anything. That’s why guys feel intimidated when a girl/woman actually stands up to them and win. Yall need to sit down and stop with the ego.

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01 9 / 2014

stayyoungstaydisney:

disneybakerdcp:

virginslut:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

it really doesnt 

I reblog this every time

my name is Erin & I can confidently say that this is the video that ruined my life.

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31 8 / 2014

"Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking."

Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

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31 8 / 2014

apronsheelsandcollars:

She can’t die. She can never die. This is my grandmother.

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31 8 / 2014

shinjukugewalt:

galacticavapors:

pastel-gizibe:

pastel-gizibe:

babybutta:

pastel-gizibe:

Some white woman just asked me (awkwardly) for a foundation that was MY skin tone and red or pink lipstick because she was going to an Africa themed party.

Someone give me the strength to keep my hands to myself.

YOOOOO did she just ask…

I work at a makeup counter -_-

*UPDATE 2*

THAT BITCH IS GONE!
Literally pushed out of the store after leaving me with this little gem:

Manager: Ma’am, you cannot ask a black woman for the supplies for blackface-

Her: It is a COSTUME! Like, why are you being so damn difficult!? It is a party for AFRICA! I have to be black, OBVIOUSLY!?

Me: Can’t you be a lion or something? They live in Africa-

Her: Don’t be stupid.

Manager: I know your intentions, and we don’t do that here. Please leave.

Her: I’m really sick of you guys playing the victim here. You’re acting like I asked for a Hitler costume!

Me: Security, can you please do something?

Her: *being pushed out* I should have NEVER asked a nigger for help! All you people do is complain about everything and sit on your asses with no jobs, lazy people!

Me: You are AT MY JOB RIGHT NOW, you crazy bitch!


In short, I am REALLY over some white people today.

You handled that so well. Frankly, I would have had my foot in her ass.

WHAT THE HELLLLLL

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31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

rabidauthor:

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

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31 8 / 2014

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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31 8 / 2014

mightymorphinlightskin:

nedahoyin:

magnacarterholygrail:

amazelife:

xshe-hood-thox:

I hate a “send me a pic” ass nigga, a when I say I’m laying down he say “without me” ass nigga, can’t hold a convo but can talk about sex for hours ass nigga, ain’t tryna take you out but wanna chill ass nigga, “what are you wearing” ass nigga. Sick of these niggas

PREACH THAT!!!

LMAO..

I read this to the rhythm of lookin ass niggas lol

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31 8 / 2014

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

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31 8 / 2014

edgahhpants:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

wOW THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE AN IDIOT LMAO I LOVE THIS

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31 8 / 2014

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

OMG perf

lilmsawkward:

lilmsawkward:

I’m gonna cry

OMG perf

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31 8 / 2014

iamchamberly:

iwatchforsasha:

It really does get better and this is how

"If you’re part of the problem, consider being a good person."

Never seen anything more accurate on the topic.

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